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Try this for a laugh... (I <3 sleazy wafflebutt!)

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.


The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleazy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice


Erin Nelson = Dorky Chickentush
Esmond Chan = Sleazy Wafflebutt
Russell Nelson = Snooty Chickentush
Danny Masalkovski = Sloopy Dippinfanny(that one's naughty!!)
Pearl Tan = Snickle Dippindunkin
Jessica Lam = Snooty Dippinchunks
Jessica Thirumal = Snooty Wafflelips
Lee-Ean Teoh = Crusty Chickenbrains
Chun Fei Poh = Dipsy Pottyshorts
Wan Ling Chua = Sloopy Wafflesprinkles
Chuin Wei Koh = Dipsy Pottyshorts (hah! same as ivy!)
John Tang = Farcus Dippindunkin
James Taylor = Sleazy Dippinhiney

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